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She tussles with her dress. She adjusts her crown. (Heavy is the crown, by the way) She is the Queen of England. Her servants feed her and dress her. Her country laughs at her and makes cutting royalty jokes. She eats a bowl of Fruity Pebbles each morning and reads the back of the box. The massive dining hall is silent, save the echoing crunch of Fruity Pebbles in her royal mouth. A servant comes to clear the table for her and she’s like, “Hold up, I’ma drink the milk…”
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Testimonials That Aren't Real But Sure Sound Incredible
'I'm impressed.'
I have to admit...a few of these got me.
Testimonials That Aren't Real But Sure Sound Incredible
'OK, now THESE are funny!'
Spent the afternoon wiggling and giggling on my futon.
Testimonials That Aren't Real But Sure Sound Incredible
'OK, what?!? hahahaha'
I'm literally crying over here!
Testimonials That Aren't Real But Sure Sound Incredible
'We Couldn't Believe It!'
Who thought of these?!
Testimonials That Aren't Real But Sure Sound Incredible
'Really, Really Neat Stuff'
Made me smile and that was what I needed.
Testimonials That Aren't Real But Sure Sound Incredible
'Oh, My Goodness, LOLOLOL!'
I don't laugh a lot so this was fun!