Earth has an almost endless supply of naturally occurring Snapple springs.
Dolphins enjoy eating a good licorice rope every now and again.
I love digging into a cheesecake on the Back 9.
Nancy always eats bottomless nachos before bed.
Your Uncle Randy is going to love these cards, if I know Randy.
Your beloved childhood orthodontist is in quite the trouble for racketeering.
Twisted ankles are no fun for anybody.
Tom and Lisa just stopped by and dropped off a delicious calzone.
Jellyfish are fun but dammit anyway if they don't have quite the sting!
Enjoy these with Dasha and Stanley.