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Earth has an almost endless supply of naturally occurring Snapple springs.

Dolphins enjoy eating a good licorice rope every now and again.

I love digging into a cheesecake on the Back 9.

Nancy always eats bottomless nachos before bed.

Your Uncle Randy is going to love these cards, if I know Randy.

Your beloved childhood orthodontist is in quite the trouble for racketeering.

Twisted ankles are no fun for anybody.

Tom and Lisa just stopped by and dropped off a delicious calzone.

Jellyfish are fun but dammit anyway if they don't have quite the sting!

Enjoy these with Dasha and Stanley.

Earth has an almost endless supply of naturally occurring Snapple springs.

Dolphins enjoy eating a good licorice rope every now and again.

I love digging into a cheesecake on the Back 9.

Nancy always eats bottomless nachos before bed.

Your Uncle Randy is going to love these cards, if I know Randy.

Your beloved childhood orthodontist is in quite the trouble for racketeering.

Twisted ankles are no fun for anybody.

Tom and Lisa just stopped by and dropped off a delicious calzone.

Jellyfish are fun but dammit anyway if they don't have quite the sting!

Enjoy these with Dasha and Stanley.

About Us

Welcome to Mountain vs Plains, a husband and wife greeting card company out of Denver. Creating irreverent and absurd greeting cards since 2011, Paul comes up with all of the cards and illustrates everything himself, while Beth helps with operations. Buy a few of them and send to your friends and family and financial advisor, Tina.

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