Greeting Cards – Mountain vs Plains

Comedic stuff for you and your friends.

Well, and you know who might like a lot of this stuff is Lisa.

Spend money on this site and I just might be able to buy a Dodge Charger at some point.

My mom doesn't like any of this stuff, but I'm not making it for her, am I?

I pulled my hamstring like 6 weeks ago and it still throbs if I sit for more than 30 minutes.

I have an Aunt Lucy who owns an orthodontics clinic in Delaware. Just kidding, I don't.

A dear friend of mine stole my eraser in third grade and I haven't fully trusted people since.

Laying down is so much more fun than standing up except I always end up accidentally falling asleep!

This isn't necessarily the best idea for a business but it's better than selling used VHS tapes. You know what, maybe not actually...what, with how all of that retro stuff is back in these last 5 to 10 years.

If you are reading all of these then you are a curious person with a good sense of humor.

Buy like a hundred things and I'll be able to afford that Dodge Charger I was talking about earlier.

001 Percent - Greeting Card

001 Percent - Greeting Card

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50 50 - Greeting Card

50 50 - Greeting Card

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Abyss - Greeting Card

Abyss - Greeting Card

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All Those Bitches - Greeting Card

All Those Bitches - Greeting Card

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Aquarium - Greeting Card

Aquarium - Greeting Card

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Asshole Smiling - Greeting Card

Asshole Smiling - Greeting Card

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Banana Muffin - Greeting Card

Banana Muffin - Greeting Card

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Bear Attack - Greeting Card

Bear Attack - Greeting Card

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Beautiful Shower - Greeting Card

Beautiful Shower - Greeting Card

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Bed 2 Myself - Greeting Card

Bed 2 Myself - Greeting Card

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Big Poppa - Greeting Card

Big Poppa - Greeting Card

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Buried With You - Greeting Card

Buried With You - Greeting Card

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Casket B Day - Greeting Card

Casket B Day - Greeting Card

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Caveman Clubbing - Greeting Card

Caveman Clubbing - Greeting Card

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Celebrating You - Greeting Card

Celebrating You - Greeting Card

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Cindy Bitch Potluck - Greeting Card

Cindy Bitch Potluck - Greeting Card

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