Greeting Cards – Page 2 – Mountain vs Plains

Comedic stuff for you and your friends.

Well, and you know who might like a lot of this stuff is Lisa.

Spend money on this site and I just might be able to buy a Dodge Charger at some point.

My mom doesn't like any of this stuff, but I'm not making it for her, am I?

I pulled my hamstring like 6 weeks ago and it still throbs if I sit for more than 30 minutes.

I have an Aunt Lucy who owns an orthodontics clinic in Delaware. Just kidding, I don't.

A dear friend of mine stole my eraser in third grade and I haven't fully trusted people since.

Laying down is so much more fun than standing up except I always end up accidentally falling asleep!

This isn't necessarily the best idea for a business but it's better than selling used VHS tapes. You know what, maybe not actually...what, with how all of that retro stuff is back in these last 5 to 10 years.

If you are reading all of these then you are a curious person with a good sense of humor.

Buy like a hundred things and I'll be able to afford that Dodge Charger I was talking about earlier.

Conjoined Twins - Greeting Card

Conjoined Twins - Greeting Card

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Cover My Ass - Greeting Card

Cover My Ass - Greeting Card

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Creepy Sleeping - Greeting Card

Creepy Sleeping - Greeting Card

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Dad Thighs - Greeting Card

Dad Thighs - Greeting Card

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Despise You - Greeting Card

Despise You - Greeting Card

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Dipshit - Greeting Card

Dipshit - Greeting Card

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Disgusting Flowers - Greeting Card

Disgusting Flowers - Greeting Card

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Emotional Wreck - Greeting Card

Emotional Wreck - Greeting Card

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Fantasy Football - Greeting Card

Fantasy Football - Greeting Card

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Fox Wolf - Greeting Card

Fox Wolf - Greeting Card

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French Dip - Greeting Card

French Dip - Greeting Card

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Grate Teecher - Greeting Card

Grate Teecher - Greeting Card

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Hathaway - Greeting Card

Hathaway - Greeting Card

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Hope You Die - Greeting Card

Hope You Die - Greeting Card

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Hot Temper - Greeting Card

Hot Temper - Greeting Card

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Lame - Greeting Card

Lame - Greeting Card

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