Greeting Cards – Page 3 – Mountain vs Plains

Comedic stuff for you and your friends.

Well, and you know who might like a lot of this stuff is Lisa.

Spend money on this site and I just might be able to buy a Dodge Charger at some point.

My mom doesn't like any of this stuff, but I'm not making it for her, am I?

I pulled my hamstring like 6 weeks ago and it still throbs if I sit for more than 30 minutes.

I have an Aunt Lucy who owns an orthodontics clinic in Delaware. Just kidding, I don't.

A dear friend of mine stole my eraser in third grade and I haven't fully trusted people since.

Laying down is so much more fun than standing up except I always end up accidentally falling asleep!

This isn't necessarily the best idea for a business but it's better than selling used VHS tapes. You know what, maybe not actually...what, with how all of that retro stuff is back in these last 5 to 10 years.

If you are reading all of these then you are a curious person with a good sense of humor.

Buy like a hundred things and I'll be able to afford that Dodge Charger I was talking about earlier.

Marriage No Idea - Greeting Card

Marriage No Idea - Greeting Card

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Marriage Will Work - Greeting Card

Marriage Will Work - Greeting Card

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Mom Uterus - Greeting Card

Mom Uterus - Greeting Card

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Monster Baby - Greeting Card

Monster Baby - Greeting Card

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Mormon - Greeting Card

Mormon - Greeting Card

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Mugged - Greeting Card

Mugged - Greeting Card

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Murder Someone - Greeting Card

Murder Someone - Greeting Card

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New House - Greeting Card

New House - Greeting Card

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No Cheating - Greeting Card

No Cheating - Greeting Card

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Old Mirror - Greeting Card

Old Mirror - Greeting Card

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Parents Sweet Love - Greeting Card

Parents Sweet Love - Greeting Card

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Plateau - Greeting Card

Plateau - Greeting Card

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Poison Cake - Greeting Card

Poison Cake - Greeting Card

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Receding Eagle - Greeting Card

Receding Eagle - Greeting Card

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Rockstar - Greeting Card

Rockstar - Greeting Card

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Scream Eyeballs - Greeting Card

Scream Eyeballs - Greeting Card

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