Valentine's Day!!! – Mountain vs Plains

Shop for greeting cards to enjoy with Dasha or Stanley.

Your Uncle Jim is going to love these.

Buy thousands of these cards and I'll be able to afford a fleet of jet skiis.

Nancy has bottomless nachos before bed.

My beloved orthodontist is in trouble for racketeering.

Tom was buried next to an old gopher village and now Tom's body was a popular hangout for gophers called Tom's.

Eagles are rarely firing on all cylinders and guess what...they are still more impressive than maybe any other bird!

I love digging into a good cheesecake on the Back 9.

Earth has a gummy core.

Amanda lived in a small town with a real shortage of restaurants serving buffalo chicken.

These cards make for great kindling if you're in a pinch.

Dolphins love eating a good licorice rope!

All Those Bitches

All Those Bitches

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Asshole Smiling

Asshole Smiling

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Shitty Angel

Shitty Angel

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Disgusting Flowers

Disgusting Flowers

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Parents Sweet Love

Parents Sweet Love

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Lame

Lame

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Bear Attack

Bear Attack

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Hope You Die

Hope You Die

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001 Percent

001 Percent

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Buried With You

Buried With You

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Abyss

Abyss

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Stuff Me

Stuff Me

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Conjoined Twins

Conjoined Twins

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