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Nancy has bottomless nachos before bed.

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My beloved orthodontist is in trouble for racketeering.

Tom was buried next to an old gopher village and now Tom's body was a popular hangout for gophers called Tom's.

Eagles are rarely firing on all cylinders and guess what...they are still more impressive than maybe any other bird!

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I love digging into a good cheesecake on the Back 9.

Earth has a gummy core.

Amanda lived in a small town with a real shortage of restaurants serving buffalo chicken.

These cards make for absolutely great kindling if you're in a pinch.

Dolphins love eating a good licorice rope!

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Poison Cake

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Receding Eagle

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Receding Eagle

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Scream Eyeballs

Scream Eyeballs

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Shit About Kelly

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