Mountain vs Plains

Comedic stuff for you and your friends.

Well, and you know who might like a lot of this stuff is Lisa.

Spend money on this site and I just might be able to buy a Dodge Charger at some point.

My mom doesn't like any of this stuff, but I'm not making it for her, am I?

I pulled my hamstring like 6 weeks ago and it still throbs if I sit for more than 30 minutes.

I have an Aunt Lucy who owns an orthodontics clinic in Delaware. Just kidding, I don't.

A dear friend of mine stole my eraser in third grade and I haven't fully trusted people since.

Laying down is so much more fun than standing up except I always end up accidentally falling asleep!

This isn't necessarily the best idea for a business but it's better than selling used VHS tapes. You know what, maybe not actually...what, with how all of that retro stuff is back in these last 5 to 10 years.

If you are reading all of these then you are a curious person with a good sense of humor.

Buy like a hundred things and I'll be able to afford that Dodge Charger I was talking about earlier.

Greeting Cards to Give Your Friends

001 Percent - Greeting Card

001 Percent - Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00 USD

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50 50 - Greeting Card

50 50 - Greeting Card

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Abyss - Greeting Card

Abyss - Greeting Card

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All Those Bitches - Greeting Card

All Those Bitches - Greeting Card

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Aquarium - Greeting Card

Aquarium - Greeting Card

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Asshole Smiling - Greeting Card

Asshole Smiling - Greeting Card

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Banana Muffin - Greeting Card

Banana Muffin - Greeting Card

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Bear Attack - Greeting Card

Bear Attack - Greeting Card

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Beautiful Shower - Greeting Card

Beautiful Shower - Greeting Card

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Bed 2 Myself - Greeting Card

Bed 2 Myself - Greeting Card

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Big Poppa - Greeting Card

Big Poppa - Greeting Card

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Buried With You - Greeting Card

Buried With You - Greeting Card

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Mugs to Drink From

All Those Bitches - Mug

All Those Bitches - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

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Aquarium - Mug

Aquarium - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

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Asshole Smiling - Mug

Asshole Smiling - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

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Ballin' on a Budget - Mug

Ballin' on a Budget - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $16.00 USD
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Bear Attack - Mug

Bear Attack - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $16.00 USD
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Big Poppa - Mug

Big Poppa - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $16.00 USD
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Buried With You - Mug

Buried With You - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

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Caveman Clubbing - Mug

Caveman Clubbing - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $16.00 USD
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Cindy Bitch Potluck - Mug

Cindy Bitch Potluck - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

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Denver Sports Teams Ceramic Mug - 11 oz.

Denver Sports Teams Ceramic Mug - 11 oz.

Regular price $16.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $16.00 USD
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Dipshit - Mug

Dipshit - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

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I am Listening - Mug

I am Listening - Mug

Regular price $16.00 USD

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Cases for Your Cellular Phone

Shit About Kelly - Tough Phone Case

Shit About Kelly - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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Receding Eagle - Tough Phone Case

Receding Eagle - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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Mugged - Tough Phone Case

Mugged - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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Dipshit - Tough Phone Case

Dipshit - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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Dad Thighs - Tough Phone Case

Dad Thighs - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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Cindy Bitch Potluck - Tough Phone Case

Cindy Bitch Potluck - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Big Poppa - Tough Phone Case

Big Poppa - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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All Those Bitches - Tough Phone Case

All Those Bitches - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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Tough Phone Cases

Tough Phone Cases

Regular price $20.00 USD

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TLC - Tough Phone Case

TLC - Tough Phone Case

Regular price $20.00 USD

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Totes for Toting Your Stuff

Ballin' on a Budget - Tote Bag

Ballin' on a Budget - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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Like a Boss - Tote Bag

Like a Boss - Tote Bag

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Shit About Kelly - Tote Bag

Shit About Kelly - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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Receding Eagle - Tote Bag

Receding Eagle - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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TLC - Tote Bag

TLC - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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Mugged - Tote Bag

Mugged - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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Dipshit - Tote Bag

Dipshit - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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Cindy Bitch Potluck - Tote Bag

Cindy Bitch Potluck - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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Caveman Clubbing - Tote Bag

Caveman Clubbing - Tote Bag

Regular price From $20.00 USD

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Big Poppa - Tote Bag

Big Poppa - Tote Bag

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Aquarium - Tote Bag

Aquarium - Tote Bag

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All Those Bitches - Tote Bag

All Those Bitches - Tote Bag

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Magnets to Stick Stuff to Metal

Shit About Kelly- Magnet

Shit About Kelly- Magnet

Regular price $10.00 USD

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TLC- Magnet

TLC- Magnet

Regular price $10.00 USD

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Receding Eagle- Magnet

Receding Eagle- Magnet

Regular price $10.00 USD

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Mugged- Magnet

Mugged- Magnet

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